The Jared Stetson. The man, the myth, the legend. Undeniably one of the top 5 best looking men on the face of the planet. He has become such a revolutionary and pivotal influence that his quintessential being shall deicde the fate of mankind itself.
by Godgivengoodlooks June 29, 2008
Get the The Jared Stetsonmug. A dude we all know and dont like to talk to. It's not that no one likes him, it's just that everyone feels bad for him. I mean it would suck to be 4' 3" and the only way this guy knows how to talk to people is with his hands. Anyways fuck Jared
by Pacmanmanmanfag January 20, 2017
Get the Jaredmug. by Lovetheworld October 18, 2012
Get the Jared Connermug. Jared : the original thottie, lifts everyday, has a fucking T. rex, smashed Linda- she wasn’t impressed with his Indian Weenie.
by NickFolesMVP July 5, 2018
Get the Jared Marsonmug. The insane untalented frontman for 30 Seconds to Mars who thinks he can actually sing. He is also a really big ego maniac with a serious temper and attitude problem. Enjoys screaming and throwing temper tantrums like a 2 year old
by Kankuro550 October 10, 2008
Get the Jared Letomug. Very, Very sexy kid that has a huge dick and knows how to have fun.. he will show you a great time and can have a hella lot of fun.. He is also a lady magnet and 1 of the coolest kids at Riverton high school
by Your wanna be gf!!!! January 25, 2011
Get the Jared Tashmug. Most coolest hillbilly guitarist for coolest hillbilly band (kings of leon)
Very hot, very cool and mine
Very hot, very cool and mine
by Caitlin February 28, 2004
Get the Jared Followillmug.