Sir Chunk

I love him...

But he is so bogan!

Sup, Sir Chunk

by J-Dog&Shelbdizzle January 13, 2010

chunk drat

Texting or i-chatting while intoxicated, generally to a detriment

Shelly sent a chunk drat to her boss last night. She got fired this morning.

John sent a chunk drat to his girlfriend at 3am, but it was a message meant for his booty call.

by analogpursuits May 21, 2013

Knob Chunk

One who is generally a foolish or an unpleasant person to be around.

"Jesus, that guy's a total knob chunk."

by the jacksus August 15, 2009

Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying

by Kuk March 27, 2008

remote chunk

A very small chunk of any hard drug or food. This works for hash, crack, fudge, or toffie. This term originates from a single dopefiend that tried to sell his universal remote for a ridiculously small chunk of crack. So it works on two levels, one is the amount of drugs you can get for a remote. Two the chunk is remotely there at all.

"You'll never get twenty bucks for that, its a remote chunk..."
"Hey man stop hogging all the fudge, i only got a remote chunk over here."

by shortness March 26, 2007

tough chunks

something someone says when they cannot or refuse to provide something to someone else

John: Hey can borrow 20$ im broke
Bob:No way get your own damn money
John:Please!!!
Bob:Tough chunks, im not your bank

by mrs.pseudonym January 8, 2012

Chunk dumb

One who is dumb, socially awkward, stupid, homosexualy funny, and/or one who does funny things without trying to and doesn't know why people are laughing.

Because Roman shot himself in the eye with a bottle of lotion, he was considered a chunk dumb the rest of the day.

Because Roman got a 47 on his IQ test, he was called a chunk dumb.

by Master of chunk September 7, 2011