20th degree murder

When someone cuts your hair so badly it feels like they killed you. It could be to short of a hair cut, not what you asked, or un-fixable.

They killed me and my hair with 20th degree murder.

by The_Mario_Queen May 27, 2023

September 20th

The day that the most pogchampOg man was born

You: did you know that today is September 20th?

other guy: You mean The day that the most pogchampOg man was born?
You: yeah

Other guy: let’s celebrate by using creator code Mrswag in fortnite and Rocket League
You: Don’t forget the epic games store!
Other guy: sorry my bad

by bstet01 April 18, 2021

November 20th

National ask your teacher out day

Bro: Yo teach, I f /w u, wanna go out?
Teacher: Sure!
FBI OPEN UP MEME
Bro: It's fine it's November 20th

by Fruedian Slip November 19, 2025

April 20th

International Knowledgeable people day! if you find someone unknowledgeable smack them with a spatula

P1) "Yo are you knowledgeable?"
P2) "no I'm really dumb, why?"
P1) *laughs, then beats p2 with a spatula*
P2) why did u do that to me?
P1) its April 20th

by UwUmommyOwO December 7, 2021

September 20th Massacre

The Area 51 Raid that failed horribly. Millions met their fate naruto running.

He died in the September 20th Massacre.

The government tried to hide the September 20th massacre by saying only a few thousand went.

by ┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ September 22, 2019

July 20th

The most sexiest girls were born on this day

It’s July 20th time for the bad bitches birthday

by Jayy li’ June 13, 2023

March 20th

Nation, every female must give sujit a hug day and every make must say eenie meenie bomboclat

Well look at the date! Its March 20th!

by MonkeMan Wham Wham March 19, 2024