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twat-humped

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space
That bitch just twat-humped you!
by Adam the twat-humped October 1, 2011
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drama humping

when people pile up on an online post due to their wretched desire for drama and attention.
wow, when "Mouth Breathing CHUD Zone" kept replying to the neighbourhood watch group on FB about the unlikely scenario that aliens were responsible for abducting local cats, drawing in like-minded idiots, i knew they were all thirsty for some drama humping to spice up their empty existence.
by Traipsing Balls July 20, 2023
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Wet Humping

A kinkier version of dry humping which involves body-to-body grinding but while naked or wearing briefs and covered in copious amounts of lube (or oil, or shampoo, or shaving cream). The most ideal place for wet humping is on an inflatable air mattress, but alternatively you can throw a plastic tarp over your bed.

If you wanna get even more kinky, try doing it on a trampoline or gymnastics mat, it could heighten the experience even more. Wet humping shares similarities with nuru massages, only that there's no penetration involved.
Lilliana and Jacob were lusting hard for each other but they were tired of dry humping, especially for Jacob. Once their friend introduced them to the concept of wet humping, they tried it and had an unforgettably orgasmic experience.
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camel hump

1. guy version of a camel toe, when your cock can be seen from your shorts.
2. when someone comes up behind you and shoves their knee up your ass.
1. Dude! You're penis is sticking out of your pants!!! That's a sick camel hump!

2. You fucker! Stop camel humping me!
by nirvana4lf June 13, 2005
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hump man

first you must do the batman noise nahnahnahnah then while dry humping the person without touching them works best with people with a big butt then after doing all this you yell hump man
it was funny when jordan got behind arp and then did hump man to her turned around and then he did it to shana!
by him 13231231 December 25, 2007
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Hump the Rainbow

To make comments or actions that provide no value to a conversation or event other than to invite argument or bickering among the participants.

See: Stirring the pot.
Person 1: What do you guys want to get for dinner?

Person 2: Whatever you guys want.

Person 3: Did you hear that Person 1 slept with Person 2s wife?

Person 1: Dude, why do you always have to hump the rainbow?
by lithian1611 December 28, 2009
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Adventure Humping

Cummander and SB drove to the arrived at the park to have some funch.

Cummander: Sit on the swing and I will push.

SB: Oh pleeeease push harder!

Cummander: By Jobe; I think we have been spotted by the family pinicing under the tree.

SB: If they say something just tell them we are into Adventure Humping.

Cummander: Yeah...its never good to skip funch.
by whoknewmeandu January 21, 2010
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