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Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."
by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013
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shoe heaven

the act of putting ones hands into a pair of ugg boots when its cold out.

half-shoe heaven can also be achieved by putting ones hands into a pair of ugg slippers.
shoe heaven. if you ain't there, get there bitches
by i<3C.K. April 11, 2011
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cloud shoes

The act of getting high.Or in refinance to weed.
If im going to that shitty movie with you i got to put on my cloud shoes
by Iomandala August 15, 2007
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Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).
Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.
by LindsayM November 4, 2011
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yard shoes

A pair of shoes having the distinct characteristic of being "old" or "worn out". Fit for being worn in the yard or on the street in situations not suitable for nice shoes. Often worn by individuals of the inner city African American community.
That nigga walkin around in piss and shit all day. Good thing he wearin' his yard shoes.
by The GodFocker November 22, 2011
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Medgit shoes

MEdgit shoes means condom or a anti sexual product
Ricky:Hey man did you have protection last night?
Chan:Ya man i had some Medgit shoes
by Shakezulia March 4, 2008
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E-shoes

a dumb gadget that generates electricity with walking but explodes after five steps
Mike: you're so dumb.
dylan: suck my exploding e-shoes.
everyone in the world: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
by Baron V. Stacker May 15, 2018
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