J Wak'd

When someone tells you they are going to go out with you, then changes their mind and ruins your day/evening. A buddy who states they are going to hang out with you the following day, but when called, says he doesnt want to anymore.
My buddy just J Wak'd me; looks like i'm not going to make it after all...
by Jamaal Charles October 23, 2010
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J mish

An awesomely annoying redneck who loves Nascar and hats.
Dude the J mish stole my food!
by Hunter A******* April 15, 2008
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Tara J

The evil troll on Y!A (Yahoo Answers) that hates gay people and is often banned. (S)he often leaves nasty remarks on questions in the LGBT section.
Tara J reported my answers and I got banned!
Tara J is just another stupid publicity stunt like the Westboro Baptist Church.
by Pgraph May 29, 2008
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River J

An ignorant homosexual who often tries to troll people online, to no avail. If you see a River J, your best option is to ignore them and/or get away as quickly as possible.
I saw a River J last night, he was trying to troll on NextGenUpdate.
by 0verload June 23, 2011
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J bomb

Noun: a Jägerbomb - a shot of Jägermeister dropped into a glass of Red Bull and immediately swallowed.
Stacy's obsessive consumption of Jäegerbombs earned her the nickname "J bomb".
by Speedog 2 January 23, 2011
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sb&j

soy butter and jelly. a new version of the classic lunchtime staple for those with nut allergies.
My mom made me an sb&j for lunch today!
by IrishCatWoman April 12, 2011
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smoking j's

j - joint...you know....not fucking with blunts tho
wanna smoke this J after class?

Nah man lets smoke it now

did you know khalifa smokes 28 j's before he performes

who loves smoking j's
by SLO420PRO July 05, 2018
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