karma smokes

The number of cigarettes that you are willing to part with out of the package you bought with the hope that someone will return the favour when you need one.

Can I bum a smoke?

Yes but I only have one left.

But I see that you have half a pack!

Yes, but this is the last one of my karma smokes.

It's ok, when you run out I'll give you one.

by nathrasha December 17, 2008

Turd Smoke

a fart or smell coming from a turd or poop

Hey does anyone have any spray? I smell turd smoke coming out of the bathroom.

by stink bug September 27, 2012

Smoke selfie

People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:

Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?

Joe has uploaded yet another smoke selfie. That's his 5th one this week!

by Lefty Power 123 July 4, 2016

Smoke Pig

An incredibly attractive girl.

"Mate, did you see that complete smoke pig".

by McCig June 4, 2018

Smoke a Hilroy

When you do not have any rolling papers for your weed so you are forced top roll a joint with hilroy lined paper and seal it with a glue stick...

ROB: dude you got papes?
REX: no... fuck I guess we have to roll up a hilroy.

smoke a hilroy

by the dude420xx May 26, 2010

street smoke

When someone attempts to quit, but can't seem to kick the habit. Instead, they either hide or find cigarettes on the street to puff when no one is looking.

I told the crew I had to make a call, but really I was taking a drag of that street smoke.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

get smoke

To catch a lot of flack for something; to be the subject of criticism.

Person 1: Dude, Janine is getting hella smoke for what she pulled with Tina’s ex last night.

Person 2: Then let her have it. That hoe deserves to get smoke.

by Princess Jae June 16, 2019