Cake

cake is a very yummy thing not the ass that is on ud

this cake is amazing

by Fuck ass eat cake February 24, 2021

Caked

Noun: The condition of one’s the hair/fur being adorned with ejaculate.

Verb: To cover and imbed another’s hair/fur with ejaculate.

-“That’s a sticky looking puppy, what happened?”
-“He’s caked.”

by Cricket Dungeon December 28, 2021

Crap cake

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.

Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.

by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Carpet cake

When a guy with a beard goes down on an unshaven woman and leaves crumbs from the beard to the minge.

Went down on my girlfriend after dinner and accidentally carpet caked her.

by Carpet caker September 5, 2021

Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone

“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”

by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018

Cake

being Knackered or very drunk.

I am cake, i need sleep.
I am cake, i am drunk.

by MatyMoore July 15, 2005

Cake Candy

A cute colorful butt plug in a white girl

She had some real sweet Cake Candy on

by AlphaWolfBdsm May 28, 2024