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rescue piss

A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.
I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.
by makahahawaii August 31, 2023
mugGet the rescue pissmug.

squirrel pissing

Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.
by That_Guy_Is_Awesome March 14, 2011
mugGet the squirrel pissingmug.

dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma
If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones
by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022
mugGet the dog piss jonesmug.

Piss pole

She was desperate, for my piss Pole.
by Piss Pole April 25, 2022
mugGet the Piss polemug.

Piss Milk

When a person starves themselves for 3 days so there’s absolutely nothing in their stomach then proceeds to drinks half a gallon of milk, piss it out in a cup, and someone else drinks it
“I dare you to drink a piss milk bruh”
by Chickenhandler3000 October 6, 2021
mugGet the Piss Milkmug.

Piss Bomb

An object that is created when one pisses into a water balloon filled with Sprite or 7-up, shaking the water balloon, and throwing it at an individual.
At the family gathering, someone replaced the water balloons with Piss Bombs and now everyone smells terrible.
by StickDih May 15, 2025
mugGet the Piss Bombmug.

Piss Rat

A person in a leadership role who abuses their "power" to overwork, underpay, undermine, etc their subordinates in the most unethical way. They usually do not belong in their role as they haven't had any formal training and just ended up their by sucking the dicks/tits of their former superiors. Everyone who works underneath them hates them openly but the piss rat's ego doesn't even recognize this. (see also, narcissist)
Employee 1: "I don't like my boss Rachel. All she does is blame everyone else for her frequent errors."
Employee 2: "Classic Piss Rat Rachel"
by PlatinumPup February 22, 2023
mugGet the Piss Ratmug.

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