monkey knuckle

A person who has limited brain power. Not retarded, but very unaware. A self induced simpleton, usually a pothead / stoner type move.

i.e. kin to a primate. Neanderthal (knuckle dragger)

mildly derogatory insult

"Monkey knuckle!, Why would you wash your bosses car with an industrial pressure washer?

by For Tony Baloney Matukas January 30, 2010

Monkey Fisting

When a guy is so old that his balls hang low enough to drag on the ground like a monkey whose knuckles are just dragging behind him as he walks. Another phrase for Old Balls

HA YOU'RE 21?!?!?! MAN YOUR BALLS ARE SO MONKEY FISTING.

by Q?Z? July 22, 2009

howler monkey

An extremely rare species only found in the catacombs of Trinity Episcopal. His strangely archaic hair style and overly protrusive lips make him an extraordinarily unique organism. The facial expressions shown in morning meeting (especially the creature's yawns) create quite an entertaining show for any eager viewer. He is often seen making strange lip and cheek movements, however, do not be alarmed, this is just the repositioning of the cranberries and nuts in his cheeks. The frequent nervous eyebrow twitches and nostril flarings are simply his method of attracting mates. The female howler monkey (also known as "The Monkey" at TES) is extremely attracted to the manipulative movements howler monkey so perfectly exemplifies. He can be seen crawling throughout the hallways or taking a morning drink out of a rain puddle in the courtyard, however, one would be lucky to even touch the specimen.

A $killz and Foxtrot Production:

"Howler Monkey, Howler Monkey!- storin cranberries and nuts in his cheeks, he aint gonna eat 'em for several weeks!"

"Ohhhh Howler Monkey- crawlin up trees with his feet, his climbin skills cant be beat!"

"Yeah yeah Howler Monkey- partin his hair down the middle, it doesnt look good not even a little!"

"Hey hey Howler Monkey- carryin around books, he aint dumb, takin advantage of that opposable thumb!"

"Wooo wooo Howwwwwwlaaaa Monkey!!!!"

by Michael Donnely October 19, 2004

discernment monkey

primitive prejudice of human nature

a byu gold digger

by joel mcnasty March 16, 2003

bouldering-monkeys

rasclarts climbing on rocks with no quimming equipment

by jaz November 7, 2003

monkey magic

that extra special something that makes everything one says completely indecipherable.

It wasn't the bartlett, but monkey magic that tied his tongue up in knots.

or

Blame the monkey magic!

by CaMera O. November 2, 2004

Monkey brains

The green wrinkly fruit that sole purpose on earth is for kids to hit with bats and roll down hills.

When I was a kid we would play baseball with monkey brains

by Brian Lumpkin April 23, 2006