The Gym Rat is someone (usually a guy) who goes to the gym at least 30 to 90 minutes a day for 2 or 3 times a week. Rest days too. Good food is important. Protein.
There are levels to buffness.
Level 0: String Bean! They usually either look like shaggy or look kind of chubby and can't lift much. You get gym equipment and join a gym.
Level 1: Swole! Swole is usually reached after 1 to 1.5 years. The muscles are noticeable. The progress is showing. You drink more water and Gatorade. You drink protein shakes before workout. Some of the THICC girls start noticing.
Level 2: Ripped! Ripped can be achieved in 3 to 5 years. Ripped is larger than swole. The muscles start to look even larger. You start to lift even heavier. Even more THICC girls start noticing.
Level 3: Jacked! Jacked can be achieved in 10 to 20 years of consistently going to the gym 30 to 120+ minutes. You look even more buff and people start to notice. Even more THICC girls start noticing.
Level 4: Shredded! Shredded takes 15 to 30+ years to achieve. It's when you're highly muscular. You workout even more. Even more THICC girls notice.
Level 5: Absolute unit! Absolute unit takes anywhere from 25 to 50+ years. You reached the maximum! You're mega-buff. And all the THICC girls start noticing. You reached MAXIMUM GYM RAT! YOU ACTUALLY START GLOWING AND ROCKS AND PEBBLES START LIFTING AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DRAGON BALL Z!
There are levels to buffness.
Level 0: String Bean! They usually either look like shaggy or look kind of chubby and can't lift much. You get gym equipment and join a gym.
Level 1: Swole! Swole is usually reached after 1 to 1.5 years. The muscles are noticeable. The progress is showing. You drink more water and Gatorade. You drink protein shakes before workout. Some of the THICC girls start noticing.
Level 2: Ripped! Ripped can be achieved in 3 to 5 years. Ripped is larger than swole. The muscles start to look even larger. You start to lift even heavier. Even more THICC girls start noticing.
Level 3: Jacked! Jacked can be achieved in 10 to 20 years of consistently going to the gym 30 to 120+ minutes. You look even more buff and people start to notice. Even more THICC girls start noticing.
Level 4: Shredded! Shredded takes 15 to 30+ years to achieve. It's when you're highly muscular. You workout even more. Even more THICC girls notice.
Level 5: Absolute unit! Absolute unit takes anywhere from 25 to 50+ years. You reached the maximum! You're mega-buff. And all the THICC girls start noticing. You reached MAXIMUM GYM RAT! YOU ACTUALLY START GLOWING AND ROCKS AND PEBBLES START LIFTING AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DRAGON BALL Z!
Gym Rat: Holy crap! I'm Shredded. But I want more! I want to be an absolute unit!
*lifts and becomes absolute unit.
Vegeta: His Power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
*lifts and becomes absolute unit.
Vegeta: His Power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2024
Get the Gym Ratmug. by Rattitui March 23, 2022
Get the Ratsmug. A rat in the oven. Very nice and crispy. Recommended with a side of long necked zebra juice freshly squeezed. Cook for 6 minutes only, any longer, even one second longer, means that the roast rat will go off and you will be left hungry.
‘ Hey, I heard we could get fried rat here’
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’
Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’
Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021
Get the rat in the ovenmug. UD Rat (Urban Dictionary Rat) is another name for people who spread out peoples' names (most likely their crush) in a sexual matter to people all around the globe 🌎.
by The guy he is looking for November 23, 2018
Get the UD Ratmug. Somebody that's an absolute cunt or somebody that hates you just for being different in every way and I don't just mean having a different opinion, but that is the most significant one out of all of them.
Matthew: Igor and Eva are awful people.
Pamela: That is why everyone that condemns their evil ways calls them Sewer Rats.
Pamela: That is why everyone that condemns their evil ways calls them Sewer Rats.
by PhoenixGamer34 November 30, 2023
Get the Sewer Ratmug. A racial slur for Greek people. Possibly linked to the stereotype of greek parents leaning out of windows to yell at children in streets below or the rumor that greek people enjoy the act of sniping.
by randothefungiman November 9, 2009
Get the Window Ratmug. First guy; Hey dude watch out where you going!
Second guy: Fuck you!
Third and fourth guy: Looks they have a rat beef.
Second guy: Fuck you!
Third and fourth guy: Looks they have a rat beef.
by nocodename April 12, 2021
Get the rat beefmug.