Dirty Schmitty

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.

He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

dirty buddha

pot, or a marijuana cigarette.

from Vanilla Ice song/video "Roll 'Em Up"..........
"when you hit the dirty Buddha and the buzz comes through.."

by deanofranksammy August 25, 2011

Dirty Mitchel

A dirty Mitchel is the act of getting your best friends oily balls dragged across your forehead and your toes

Yo I was at my friends and we did a dirty mitchel

by Steven lime April 29, 2022

dirty dartanion

When you eat 7 cheese burgers and proceed to cry and jerk off afterwords

Man I'm still hungry after I did the dirty dartanion

by Dirtyolken October 15, 2022

Dirty Kodi

When engaging in premarital sex, pull out a trumpet and have your partner pee into the bell while you drink it through the mouth piece.

I wanna spice things up, let's use your trumpet and do a Dirty Kodi.

by Kodaddy July 25, 2020

Dirty Baka

The act of ripping a hole in an anime body pillow and having intercourse for so long that all of the stuffing falls out the pillow.

Damn i cant believe John did a Dirty Baka with his JoJo body pillow

by Erin Jeager August 29, 2021

Dirty Jaromir

When you cut your balls shaving before an event and turn up hours later only to realise you never stopped the blood flow and spend the evening with a stiff upper lip whilst your white chinos are forever ruined.

“Mate, are you ok? You’re literally bleeding all over your trousers”

“Yeah I ended up giving myself a Dirty Jaromir”

by Dbs88 June 27, 2020