Dream cake

A dream boat woman

My girl is such a dream cake, I love her more than anything in the world.

by Cakez May 13, 2023

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small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

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Tuna Cake

Looks sweet on the outside but gets fishy when you dig into it.

How did your date go?

He was hot but super weird and stank.

He's giving tuna cake

by Moistpancakes November 27, 2023

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slang coming from the battle rap community generally meaning to mess something up really bad but specifically to saying something incredibly stupid to the point of making zero to no sense especially while rapping.

Rapper 1 "bro spitting heat then studently stops and laughs"

Rapper 2 "i know you was about to cake bread bro don't lie"

Guy 1 "how did it picking up chicks at the bar go?"
Guy 2 " it was going really well but at the end i totally caked bread and blew it! i said i get a lot of ear wax in my right ear but not my left and i think its because of the moon cycle"
Guy 1 "what?
Guy 2 "exactly"

by toxic cowZ December 1, 2023

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