Suck Presents

A Suicide Girls suggested euphemism for oral sex.

I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.

by SGMinty September 9, 2008

Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.

"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021

suck dak

Failing miserably when it matters most, particularly in American football. In baseball, it's more commonly known as Kershawing.

Holy cow, the Cowboys' suck dak every time they make the playoffs.

by Yermah Zahore January 21, 2024

suck my dick day

give me that good good ha

suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”

by for the boys xx August 2, 2021

sucks-a-dueke

A reference made towards the one particular individual in your fantasy football league who is unable to surpass 2 wins in an entire season.

That team sure "sucks-a-dueke"

by Undefeated October 25, 2009

scum sucking whore bag

Slutty ugly disgracful girls that have no respect for a fellow girls relationship and will do whatever they possibly can to ruin things for everyone else because they are narssisictic cunts with no regard for anyone else’s feelings because they think the world revolves around them

why did your relationship end? Because of that Scum Sucking Whore Bag that hooked up with my boyfriend.

by Tmdawggg February 9, 2018

Suck up the city

when your cruddy vape store disposable weed pen is clogged and you have to suck on it sooo hard

Aw man. My pens all clogged now I gotta suck up the city :/

by Queensuckupthecity January 10, 2022