Adam: I'm so in love with Miranda! She's such a wonderful girl! And she has such beautiful eyes!
Peter: Dude you're such a f*cking simp
Peter: Dude you're such a f*cking simp
by max_212 April 12, 2020
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Jake: Melissa is my queen, she is the best! So is every other female.
Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.
Paul: I know right.
Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.
Paul: I know right.
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no one will ever respect the simp anylonger. except for the karen that will marry him, then divorce him for half of his livings.
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no one will ever respect the simp anylonger. except for the karen that will marry him, then divorce him for half of his livings.
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