Window Shopping

When you keep looking at something that you want, but don't have the money for.

I can't stop window shopping for a car!

by Endermaster August 2, 2016

moppy sloppy

A broken, floppy mop that gets mud everywhere.

AKA: MEEEEE

Moppy Sloppy fun!!!

by Bone_Co11ector December 12, 2016

chubb-slopping

The disgusting and oft-times violent act of large-breasted women of generous size slapping over-sized tits or bellyfat onto tiny men for sexual gratification.

Samantha just showed me all these fucked-up bruises on her face, neck, and back...and get this: she was super-psyched about it. Slutty bitch must've been chubb-slopping all night!

by ShetlandJ December 26, 2016

a sloppy miguel

Taking a long sloppy drunken cab ride and having to the cabbie in sexual favors.

He pulled A Sloppy Miguel to get to his date last night.

by Sigarpill December 28, 2016

sir sloppy

A dickhead on Xbox

That dude we played with last night was a major sir sloppy.

by Teiculover January 18, 2017

combover sloppy

When someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet blowjob. Forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.

Bro 1: Oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.

by Torvliet April 24, 2017

Window Shopping

A term used in baseball to describe a player that strikes out looking (doesn't swing).

"Here's the pitch.....Strike three! Harper gets caught window shopping on the low fastball to end the inning."

by TheInterestingMan June 12, 2017