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real wet willie

licking the tip of your penis (pulled back) and putting in someones ear as a joke. like a wet willie but instead of the finger its a penis. this is also not for sexual gratification its just a NOT gay prank.
i gave this lil nigga the real wet willie! this lil nigga whent crazy!
by pseudoMLK January 10, 2026
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The Readings

A homeboys referance to homework involing the hood and other homeboy related works.
Do the readings blood!
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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The real M.A.T.

A man who is searching for a path to follow looking towards the Heavens searching for guidance, an ugly mother fucker who found love but can not obtain it, fighting an inner war with himself, trying to live in the present with a dark future and trying to forget the past. An MC who mind is twisted and insane. Big Dreams but has doubt if they can ever be obtained.
The real M.A.T. like a ghost wandering the subways while fighting himself..will he ever find peace..who is the real M.A.T.
-This shit is trade mark of Jinh productions-
by Jinh April 6, 2005
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Kerrigan Reading

A freakin ahmazing person, your best friend, and the person everyone is jealous of. She is absolutely gorgeous in every way. Shes a great secret keeper, and will always be there for you. She looks like she couldnt harm a fly butt she can kick your freaking butt if she needs too. Shes usually a very great dancer and she kicks butt at everything she does. Shes such a great girlfriend and if you didnt give her a chance then youre missing out. She can sometimes be full of herself though. If you dont know a Kerrigan Reading you should because she is the best thing that will ever happen to you. Peace out!
Person: I can't beleive I dumped Kerrigan Reading!!! She was the most amazing person ever.

Person: I so wish I was friends with Kerrigan Reading. She seems so cool!!
by duckshutup August 7, 2010
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The Real Hater

Everybody knows who you are. A stereotype generator and a human being labeler. A freekin' cancer factory.
MLK on the Tv: "...judged by the content of our character"
Jay-Z on a Cd: "actions, well, yall already know the actions."
Dare Drug Free: "The Real Hater."
by StillGodTime September 11, 2010
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ricky real

to get serious on someone or a group of people when it is highly unnecessary. Very common with people who take sports too seriously.
Sarah: *eavesdropping on Joe* hey, what was that last part?
Joe: *kiddingly* don't worry about it!!
Sarah: WOW, i don't appreciate your rudeness!
Joe: that bitch just got ricky real on me!
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Adam: Wow Abbie, you guys sucked friday *giggle*
Abbie: OUR SHORTSTOP WASN'T FEELING GOOD AND WE WERE ROCKY ALL WEEK SO DON'T TALK ABOUT IT GOD!!!!
Everyone at the same time: She just got ricky real...wow...*disappointing head shake*
by colourful. October 24, 2010
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The Real Bomber

Probably the greatest unknown Call of Duty player ever. He has since switched to Homefront. Not to be confused with The Fake Bomber
Damn, dude, you are playing like The Real Bomber
by FPSxRussia May 26, 2011
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