shit spewing

poop running or squirting out of your butt.
or
words just flying out of your mouth.

Girl: Are you ok in there?
Other Girl: I had shit spewing out of me. (diarrhea)
or
Girl: You are fat.
Boy: Why does shit spew out of your mouth?

by waldnerdd July 3, 2008

Shit wisher

Someone anxious for a cleavland steamer to drop.

Sweet shitface Suzi is such a shit wisher when I`m constipated.

by Papacoon January 8, 2009

shit fuckers

this phrase is wonderful when something is just so fucked up the word fuckers doesnt adequetly describe your anger/pain/amazement/surprise etc.

shit fuckers the worlds coming to an end.

by laurt9 January 20, 2009

shit vent

ass hole

To boss: "You can take your clip board and ram it up your shit vent."

by richleatherrabbit October 30, 2008

shit thirty

The time your body instinctively needs to take a crap

Every morning at shit thirty, it is time to visit the toilet.

by CATleen February 11, 2014

shit mystery

When you take the smallest shit, but you have to wipe for 30 minutes to get all the shit out.

Mark can't go to my wedding because of the shit mystery.

by DatFag February 28, 2014

Shit Sauna

When someone takes a shit, and immediate takes a shower afterwards making the room smell horrible from the mixing of shit stench and hot steam.

"Oh! Don't go in that bathroom, Jim made it a shit sauna in there!"

by pemon urkyasta May 14, 2014