My love,
Things will be slower on UD I’ve got a new job 💁🏻 ♀️ things are busy at work, don’t ever think it’s my lack of trying, you are on my mind every second of the day do not forget I love you with all of my heart ❤️ okk
Things will be slower on UD I’ve got a new job 💁🏻 ♀️ things are busy at work, don’t ever think it’s my lack of trying, you are on my mind every second of the day do not forget I love you with all of my heart ❤️ okk
by Hehehe555 September 12, 2023
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Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles
by AIDS STD October 19, 2003
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by Bobbbb546546545 February 28, 2009
Get the my ass mug.A phrase meaning you are very busy. Commonly used phrase that originated before the refrigerator just came out and was still not in common use. People used to still salt their meats and put them in top of the refrigerator. This of course took a lot of time, considering there was a refrigerator that would do the same thing right under your meat. Thus, a person that would salt theyre meats on their fridge instead of put them in their fridge was very busy.
Not to be confused with "ham in your fridge," meaning someone just has ham in their refrigerator, which can be quite delicious.
Not to be confused with "ham in your fridge," meaning someone just has ham in their refrigerator, which can be quite delicious.
Yo, I can't go out for dinner. I have a lot of ham on my fridge, plus I have a lot of ham in my fridge from thanksgiving, so I'm gonna have some that shit
Aight, dawg. Hopefully you can remove some ham from yo fridge.
Aight, dawg. Hopefully you can remove some ham from yo fridge.
by jewses christ December 3, 2009
Get the ham on my fridge mug.Look at my ass is the proper reaction when someone acts high-maintenance or like they are better than everyone else in some way. Look at my ass can also be an adjective; someone who is high-maintenance or thinks they are better than everyone else is one of the look at my ass people.
Girl: "I don't have time to clean my apartment because I'm too busy taking honors classes in Neuroscience and Russian Literature, so I neeed a maid."
You: "Well, Look at my ass!"
You: "Well, Look at my ass!"
by heyyitslisa June 10, 2011
Get the Look at my ass mug.1. When a girl is riding you and she shits (whether accidentally or intentionally) on your balls. This is considered to be the greatest fear of select men.
2. Can also be said when something unexpected or bad happens.
2. Can also be said when something unexpected or bad happens.
1. Guy 1: This girl was riding me like stallion and her ass aids landed right on my testicles.
Guy 2: Wow... Did you rub her face in it so she knew not to do it again?
2. Shit on my balls I just stubbed my toe.
Guy 2: Wow... Did you rub her face in it so she knew not to do it again?
2. Shit on my balls I just stubbed my toe.
by Berkut143346 May 17, 2010
Get the Shit on my balls mug.to be bothersome to the point of ruining one's day or event. Can be confused with 'cramping my stlye' which is an equivalent expression.
When I am at the club and some squarebear is trying to get hyphy without properly giggin they are crimping my style.
by ascan2 August 2, 2008
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