pookie bear

something that you would call your love. it is a really nice name…. pookie bear.

i love my pookie bear, my pookie bear is he best, ****** is my pookie bear.

by sav• October 18, 2021

The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

Rusty polar bear

Like a rusty walrus, one will cum into a condom and freeze that filled condom

You will now have a cum dildo

Guy 1: Damn why is emyrs dildo so sticky and salty

Guy 2: ayo bro that’s a rusty polar bear

by Suckballsfor£5 May 9, 2021

Cummy bears

The cummy bears are a group of very swag people. There are only 6 cummy bears in the world. To be a cummy bear, you must go on a quest to find all these 6 people and gain their trust.
Slang: Cummies for plural, Cummy for singular.

Person 1: “Hey look! Is that Sophy and Ritz from the cummies?”
Person 2: “Oh my god! Lets try befriend them to become a part of the cummy bears!”

by Melon cat. December 30, 2020

Chugging Bears

The act of giving oral to a bear

Dude, I was chugging bears last night!

by Bear Chug May 20, 2011

Gummy Bear

The Australian way of pronouncing Gun My Beer. An action in which normally happens at parties where one will through a can of cheap beer in the air and shoot it with a gun splattering beer on many peoples faces.

Yo Edward, Gummy Bear. *splash*

by Your Mom049 November 23, 2018

damn bear

when you punch a hole in the wall and then blame your issues on turning your emotions off

“this damn bear aint the first time i’ve been in this situation”

by iminlovewithanthonyramos June 30, 2021