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Urban dictionary 

A place online where you go after sharing your information on Reddit and looking at dick on Omegle because “fuck it.” By the time you have made it onto urban dictionary it is 1am. In the mist of scrolling you are in a dark quiet room wishing you had peanut butter and a dog to lick it off your balls. The first search you will make will be James Charles, wap , or gay. The only reason you are fucking here is because you tried to shoot your shot with a girl on Snapchat and she won’t send back and pics. Or you are a white boy age 10-14 trying to understand what you heard in the middle school hallways while also trying to figure out what you found the other day in mommy’s secret drawer. If you have fucking read this far you don’t have a life. Get one and get off of urban dictionary.
Mom- what were you up to last night? You- I was on urban dictionary. Mom- fucking disgrace all you do is listen to k pop and go on urban dictionary. 2019 is over get a life

Urban Dictionary 

Is Urban Dictionary ever wrong? The short answer is no. The long answer is also no. If it states that you are a 578 foot tall trex, then you are a 578 foot tall trex.
Person 1: Damn, I think Urban Dictionary is wrong...
Person 2: No. You are wrong. Idiot. Urban Dictionary is never wrong.
Urban Dictionary by Dinosaur? August 30, 2020

Urban dictionary 

a website that hardly ever publishes the definitions that you send. They sure as hell post the meanest ones tho.
urban dictionary a vast website of useless slang words.
Urban dictionary by RomanHi5 September 3, 2020

Urban Dictionary 

The website where you can learn all the ghetto words you can find
I look at the Urban Dictionary every day.
Urban Dictionary by Dk howard September 7, 2020

Urban Dictionary 

The Urban Dictionary is a digital dictionary that you're looking at right now.
Urban Dictionary by dedre September 8, 2020

Urban Dictionary 

Person 1: Wanna Look Thru Urban Dictionary
Person 2: Cant Be Arsed Mate