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fuck tube

N: The hot, wet, slippery place you want to slide your stiff cock into. Also see, cunt,.
Anna gor her fuck tube filled of sperm last night
Sally has the best most fuckable fuck tube
by chris50M April 4, 2006
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Mind-Fucked

When something becomes so confusing or intertwined with something else that it causes massive confusion in a person. Similar to a roofie being slipped to someone, causing confusion and a feeling that you were just fucked (or in this case, Mind-Fucked).
Man 1: I just saw that Leo Dicaprio movie "Inception" last night and I have never felt this weird feeling before...

Man 2: I think the word you're looking for is "Mind-Fucked".
by CausedChernobyl July 21, 2010
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Fuck Nope

A way to express "no" but with a taste of more enthusiasm. The same way to express "fuck no" just in a less common way. This phrase has been made most popular by stand-up comedian, Dane Cook.
"Mesh. Making a comeback summer 2006! And am I gonna be wearing it?! ....
Fuck nope."
by Holly J.S. August 10, 2006
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Pie Fucking

"I went into John's room last night. And there he was, just pie fucking an apple pie. It was disgusting."
by 3nn December 16, 2008
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fuck head

from the latin "Skullus Fuckus",(1) (n)commonly used as a form of verbal abuse to degrade those perceived as morons.(2)(adj) Also, those able to fuck up a wet dream.
(1)"Hey, Fuck-Head! Thats a water fountain, not a urinal!"
(2)"get off the road, fuck head!
by ph-uk hed September 17, 2003
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Monkey fuck

When you light one cigarette off another cigarette.
Shit dude, my lighters dead... Mind if I get a monkey fuck?
by Jason Mark Smith December 27, 2007
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basket fuck

A term referred to a sexual favor offered by a prostitute, originally coined as the 'Tijuana Basket Fuck'.

The woman, or prostitute, sits in swing-like device, where the seat has a hole cut out of the bottom. The seat is usually made out of a material that contours the woman’s buttocks, giving it a point-down rounded shape. The hole in the seat is large enough to allow the most important parts of the woman's anatomy, the vagina and anus, to extrude at the bottom most part.

The seat/swing, hanging by a rope, is spun round-and-round, like a rubber band on an old Estes balsa plane, coiling up to allow the 'sitter' to unwind. The woman, sitting in the seat, has her vagina lowered down on the man's penis. As that point, the seat is released, and then the woman starts spinning around and around, using the corded rope as a propellant, gradually lowering herself onto the man's penis.

Sources say that it only takes about 30 seconds to 'lift off'.
Sitting in her rubber tire swing, with the bottom cut out to accomodate Johnny, Matilda spun herself round-and-round, coiling up the rope to unleash a whirlwind pleasure of basket fuck upon Lil' Johnny below.
by Robert Wicker July 24, 2006
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