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Cake

If you thought it was food. Well, I guess your wrong.

Cake refers to a person who appears to have an IQ at a negative level (-).

Say they had a -100 IQ they would be great at comprehending things, but in the complete opposite way.

Dumbasses. We warn you, being a cake is way worse than stupid.
That bitch was such a cake, she said "it must be really cold in Hawiia in the winter!" Like the hell?!?!
by RealBitchYouKnow February 1, 2016
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Bukake Cheese Cake Pussy

The end result of a creampie by each man who had an unwashed uncircumcised penis hence the "cheese"
Did you see that stuff come out of her? Was that Bukake Cream Cheese Pussy or Bukake Cheese Cake Pussy?
by OrphicDionysus1981 July 3, 2025
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Armpit Cake

The musky swirl of deodorant, solidified sweat, and pungent aroma of body odor that leaves your clogged armpit pore after you pop it.
Woah dude, I never the armpit cake would taste as bad as it smelled. Sniffing a drop 2 feet away singed my nostril hairs
by E IN August 17, 2017
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Cake with frosting

Its when you ejaculate on a womans buttocks and slather the seminal fluids across the buttocks and start biting at her buttocks and proceed to shout "I'm eating cake with frosting!"
John: Hey did you hear what paul did the other night?

Chris: Yeah! I heard he had some cake with frosting since the wife allowed it!

John: Man, I'm jealous!

Chris:Yeah, me too.
by Paul Stoneson May 5, 2022
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Cake

Cake is not an omelette
Daniel: Cake is an omelette because it’s mixed with eggs

Adrian: You’re fucking retarded
by FramedEmuszz January 18, 2021
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Layer cake

When loading the crack pipe with a solid piece of crack and then putting another piece of Brillo on top of that with another chunkier piece of crack
Stacy didn’t know that you had packed a layer cake in a pipe she’s been up all night carpet surfing
by Captain Hubba July 21, 2019
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Lava caking

Much the same as “prairie dogging” but having a more liquid consistency.
The morning after Cinco De Mayo I was lava caking so bad that I had to run to the washroom.
by JayrocksU June 2, 2018
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