le big poop 

when you take a shit so large that you're proud of it

I just did "le big poop." It was SO large that I flushed three times and it was still there. Stinky too. I'll bet you can't do "le big poop."

le big poop by cool uncle August 14, 2011

the prickly poop

When your poop passes through your anus and into the toilet bowel, it feels like it is highly consentrated with crushed peanuts.

The prickly poop I just passed felt like chunky peanut butter passing through my anus.

the prickly poop by wollygog October 4, 2016

Let's poop on it 

When a big decision is to be made people poop to clear their minds, then decide. Similar to "let's sleep on it".

Grandma has been vegetative for a year now, should we pull the plug?

I just don't know my emotions are overwhelming me. Let's poop on it and decide then.

Let's poop on it by Cumswapper the Benevolent July 30, 2016

I need to poop 

When you feel like you need to poop but not so much that its urgent and you usually just procrastinate on pooping until its urgent.

"I need to poop"

"Then poop"

"Nah"

I need to poop by 3421 June 29, 2020

Spider Poop 

When one person is sitting on the toilet pooping and another person sits on their lap facing them and poops at the same time.

If we were in love we would spider poop.

Spider Poop by Jessica ;p October 31, 2008

Butterfly Poop 

Being so anxious, excited, nervous or having so much euphoria that you produce so many butterflies in your tummy that they turn into poop.

David-"This song makes me SO happy, i get this fuzzy feeling inside and my tummy feels weird"

Taylor- "Do you have so much of that fuzzy feeling that you have to poo?"

David-"YES!"

Taylor-"THATS BUTTERFLY POOP

Butterfly Poop by Decast Ronaut September 29, 2010

Fruit Poop

When you orient yourself opposite of how one would normally sit on a toilet and face the wall. You use the top of the toilet as a bar-top to place your bowl of Fruit Loops. You then proceed to enjoy the Fruit Loops as you defecate.

I was running late for work and had no time for breakfast, so I had to take a Fruit Poop.

Fruit Poop by Fishy Vag April 24, 2011