Chocolate

The tastiest, most delicious thing that was ever invented. Loved by 99 percent of the population and The answer to everything.

Q: What's up?
A: Chocolate

Q: Whatcha doing?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's an acute angle?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's the time?
A: Chocolate

Q: Where are the keys?
A: Chocolate

Q: Why do you keep saying chocolate?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's 5 + 6?
A: Chocolate

Q: What?
A: Chocolate

Q: How?
A: Chocolate

Q: When?
A: Chocolate

etc

by Jhdaedggbbkk January 5, 2022

Chocolate Raspberry

When you blow a Raspberry into someones butt.

Did you hear the chocolate raspberry Jane gave Bill in the other room?

by Nomdy Plume January 10, 2022

dark chocolate

not light chocolate dumbass

hey do you want some milk chocolate nah i want some dark chocolate

by alpha man/female January 14, 2022

chocolate dipped cheesecake on a stick

extremely hard to say. even the smartest people can struggle with it; quite the tongue twister

chocolate dipped- chocolate chipped- tocolate tipped- chocolate chipped cheesesteak on a stick- chocolate dipped cheesecake on a stick! i finally got it!

by scaroline January 18, 2022

chocolate

the kid friendly version of cocaine

I love chocolate I want to shove it up my ass :)

by fucktard529 January 21, 2022

Chocolate Toe Jam

When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.

“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”

by ToeLover338 May 13, 2022

Unlimited chocolate fountain

When you have diarrhea and it won’t stop

“Taco bell just gave me an unlimited chocolate fountain”

by KinkyKaii May 13, 2022