kiss count

The amount of people that have kissed you and or the amount of times you’ve been kissed.

EX// “Laura has a kiss count of 278 at the age of 16. What a whore.”

by Chipped_Flower October 5, 2022

Brownie Kiss

Kissing someone's ass right as they are about to shit

Hey man I heard you and Jared were Brownie Kissing yesterday

by Dirtripper October 6, 2022

don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets

babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day

by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022

Poseidon’s Kiss

When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.

While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.

by Zeus’Throne October 13, 2022

National Kiss Ryan Day

October 14th is National Kiss Ryan Day.

Me: Yo what day is it today?

Ryan: Its national kiss ryan day

by Iskdjshtign October 14, 2022

Hershey's Kiss

The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat

"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."

by Richard Noggin October 15, 2022

Kiss Of Death

Kiss Of Death is the 7th album to be released by Russian band IC3PEAK in 2022 (genre: Metal). Track include:

1. Kiss Of Death
2. Vampir (ft. Oli Sykes)
3. Last Day (ft. Grimes)
4. Bad Night
5. Червь/Worm (ft. Kim Dracula)
6. Let’s Die Together, Я не мучу
7. Are You Scared? I am not
8. Мне хотелось умереть, а теперь не хочется

9. Dead But Pretty
10. I’m not evil, I am sad
11. Люблю Как Яд
12. Let It Go

Stream Kiss Of Death by IC3PEAK

by deadbutsad October 22, 2022