Magic jelly bean

A birth control pill

When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean

by PointDida May 4, 2025

the dirty bean stalk

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop

that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

by the big rig nig May 4, 2025

Alabama String Bean

when you stick your middle finger in your friends ass and he moans

i performed an alabama string bean on my buddy and he moans ecstatically

by pill_poppin_monkey May 15, 2025

Slipped a bean

When you accidentally pass a single, small, bean-shaped portion of feces; whether in trust of flatulence, or, when momentarily failing retention of highly pressurized feces. Usually a precursor to deluge or projectile diarrhea.

“So, anyway, I was putting her in the Master Blaster, then…oh….oh, no….BOSS! I gotta go home! I slipped a bean. Yes, again!”

by Bowss Howgg August 4, 2025

Flicking the bean

the action of stimulating a clitoris

Lauren was flicking the bean this morning and didn't have the courtesy to let me know,, how rude?

by Scott_sporto the 1st August 8, 2025

Hiding the bean

Girls masturbating until they cum and make a mess in the bed.

"I was hiding the bean yesterday, it was SO good"

by Jamal.monkey September 22, 2025

Red Burrito Bean Dip

When a woman dips her prolapsed vagina into a bowl of her own diarrhea.

After I gave birth, I used my Red Burrito Bean Dip with some chips and salsa.

by jerrydolittle December 20, 2025