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Black Hole

1.) According to most experts, a mysterious but existent point in the universe that bends space, time, and matter. It is a point of no return, with a mass and density so infinitely great, not even the speed of light, the fastest calculated speed in the universe, can escape its gravitational pull past its event horizon, seeing as the electromagnetic waves would be pulled apart. It is "born" from a collapsed star (with a mass much greater than our Sun, don't worry). Any matter that intersects the event horizon would literally be shredded and "spagettified", crushed and stretched into a singularity and, with our understanding, almost completely disappear, ceasing to exist. Eventually they grow unstable, shrink and fade away at the end of their lifespan.
2. ) According to tech experts, an unreachable section of cyberspace, particularly the Internet (yes, not all cyberspace is the Internet) causing jumps or drops in signals.
3. ) Another term for "oblivion"; the point of no return
4. ) A most addictive, irresistible distraction; a time-killer, taking the most valuable time you essentially need.
5. ) The internet in general.
1.) Black Holes can be found in the center of most galaxies, including our Milky Way spiral.
2.) They say a lot of out-of-service sights have been sucked into a cyber black hole.
3.) Well, I told you.
4., 5.)
I logged into my account at ten-thirty this morning.
The next thing I knew, it was two forty-five.
by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire November 14, 2014
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black load

An approximate unit of measurement generally refering to a tremendous amount of something. Originating in the 1800's when ships were packed above capacity with enslaved Africans for export and sale.
There are 9 Hispanic people in that ford pinto, that is a black load!
by G-rat. January 12, 2015
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Black Camero

A hot ride to a party in your pants. The reason they say "once you go black... you'really in a wheelchair." The biggest, blackest hot rod ever seen. Slightly triangular and deadly.
Virgins are scared of the black camero.
You don't ride the Black Camero, it rides you...to death.
by nazinator March 18, 2015
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black landslide

When a bunch of nigures are running from jail
Look at that black landslide! Says the white man, "we should run!"
by Phfjdndn April 22, 2015
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Black Bart

the act of burping, farting, and shitting yourself at the same time
The last time I had the flu, I couldn't stop Black Barting all over the place.
by SaltineWizard October 4, 2015
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conveniently black

A light skinned or mixed African-American who tries to pass for a colored race or ethnicity other than black. He spends most of his time with white people because he thinks it will allow him to advance professionally. The only time that he will spend around African-Americans is when he is trying to prove to white people he can be down and fly.
Lavon has always been conveniently black. He never hangs with us unless his white friends are around to see him. If we weren't football players, he wouldn't even acknowledge our existence. fake, high yellow, black on demand, uncle tom, brown paper bag, sell out, wanna-be
by joecoolthefool January 17, 2016
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black with blue

Black and Blue. A color combination used by those of studly decent. It's their job to set new fashion trends, and attract the ladies. Don't ever try and tell them it's a bad combination. They know what's what.
He's wearing black with blue, and it's looking pretty OP.
by Studmuffin_clay March 17, 2016
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