Urban Dictionary Paradox

When you try to make a joke definition of an Urban dictionary link, but it says can't contain links in the definition, so you remove the link and submit it, thinking the problem is resolved and your funny joke is through. But then it says definition must have word in it, but the word is the source of the other problem.

Human: I can't wait to joke about urbandictionary's blog page!
*Human goes to website, adds definition, writes 'funny' definition, presses submit*
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Links)
Human: Ok then, I will remove the link.
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Not having the word in the example)
Human: HELP ME, I AM IN THE Urban Dictionary Paradox!!!!!!!

by Trumpium March 17, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website where sad incels search up their own name to feel better about themselves.

"There's (generic name)! They look like they touch children, bet they search up their own name on Urban Dictionary."

by Josh (Very funny) November 30, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The perfect time-killer.

Urban Dictionary fanatic: I got a couple assignments to do in History class...but first...

by Dunn_and_Dunn March 6, 2019

Urban Dictionary.

A site with stuff made by users, mostly references to porn and swear words because most of the people who use it are edgy 9-year-olds.

Guy 1: I use an urban dictionary.
Guy 2: Do you?
Guy 1: Yes.
Guy 2: Kill yourself, worthless bitch, absolute retarded fucking faggot, absolute piece of shit, absolute dumbass nigger, absolute cunt fucker.

by IEatGrass69420 February 9, 2024

Urban dictionary

A place where you can search up a completely innocent thing... Then something about sex comes up

Or just a place where you can lower or higher your self esteem if you search your name... Apparently I can destroy worlds at will

"Urban dictionary a place where random people type things about sex in definitions"

by A Pigeon..... Idk April 29, 2020

Urban Dictionary

I'll tell you what it isn't - it's NOT a place to search your name to yield some incorrect fact about you. Don't act brand new. It's the year 2021 and you know very well you've searched the meaning of your name before. Humble out - maybe research the negative traits about your Zodiac sign since you wanna act all woke and sh*t.

Bruh, get off Urban Dictionary and go read a book.

by wallruss November 23, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website that contains made up slang that no one actually uses.

Jim: Ayo, have you heard of the Mexican Lawnmower?

Joe: Where'd you see that? Urban Dictionary?

by bilbo576 December 13, 2021