gummy bears are chasing me

Abcdefg gummy bears are chasing mee

Bruhhh
gummy bears are chasing me
IDC ITS THREE AM

by anonymous March 5, 2025

doot doot bear

cute
fluffy
sometimes aggressive

DOOT DOOT BEAR DONT CHEW ON THE CURTAINS

by dotdotthetatertot May 2, 2018

The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

Chugging Bears

The act of giving oral to a bear

Dude, I was chugging bears last night!

by Bear Chug May 20, 2011

pookie bear

something that you would call your love. it is a really nice name…. pookie bear.

i love my pookie bear, my pookie bear is he best, ****** is my pookie bear.

by sav• October 18, 2021

Bear Hair Rash

Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.

I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.

by Akrikaaners August 6, 2023

Pookie bear

A kawaii superstar name/petname
I love u pookie wookie dookie sookie mookie cookie bear

"i'm proud pookie bear EAHHH😜"

by KittiiBab1e November 1, 2023