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suck me? VIRUS

An act of sabotage brought about due to long term acts of asshattery. Particularly acts of disrespect, thievery, and lying to one's own family... despite their continued love and compassion.
1. Until you rectify the situation by both apologizing to all relevant parties, and come forward with an honest admission of wrongdoing you might have some trouble with the "suck me? VIRUS"...

2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"
by J to the E... fa-q August 16, 2012
mugGet the suck me? VIRUSmug.

go suck a white eggplant

It means go suck a d*ck

noobpwnzor1285: xDDDD get rekt KID
Jimmy1234: Go suck a white eggplant
by robloxsucki April 13, 2019
mugGet the go suck a white eggplantmug.

Suck in

When you arnet skinny but you wanna look skinny so you suck in your fat to make yourself appear to be skinny when you arnet
P1: omg gurl have you lost weight you are so skinny

P2: omg gurl no I haven’t I just suck in and it makes me look sooo skinny
by Skoobydoobiedoo April 2, 2019
mugGet the Suck inmug.

Suck Presents

I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.
by SGMinty September 9, 2008
mugGet the Suck Presentsmug.

National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick
Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick
by drnotpepper October 24, 2023
mugGet the National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]mug.

Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.
"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language
mugGet the Kite yards suckmug.

High Amplitude Sucking

When a girl gives the most intense fast-paced head. Characterized by an SPM (sucks per minute) of over 60.

See also: High Amplitude Sucking Paradigm
That girl from last night gave me some fine high amplitude sucking and left me feeling satisfied.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
mugGet the High Amplitude Suckingmug.

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