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special snowflake syndrome

The false belief that one's child never makes a mistake and can do no wrong. A parent suffering from this will stand up for their child in the face of a teacher when the child has clearly violated the rules and the parent somehow makes it the school or teacher's fault.
False belief that one's offspring is perfect and entitled to special treatment.
She suffers from special snowflake syndrome because her child can never do any wrong.
by fedupandtired April 16, 2015
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Jessica Simpson Syndrome

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"
Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.
by Michael F. January 31, 2005
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half black syndrome

When someone is a race other than black, but happens to be particularly well endowed down under.
Amanda: How was Luke last night?
Emma: Oh my God. It turns out he had half black syndrome. What a wonderful surprise.
Amanda: That white boy has game.
by BlackMagic69 July 13, 2010
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Cute Baby Syndrome

1. When you see a baby that is just so darn cute you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. Not being able to control yourself around a really cute baby.

Related to Cute Puppy Syndrome
1. Person: (hugging a cute baby a bit too tight)
Baby's parent: Hey give me my baby back, creep.

2: Person 1: (to baby) Aww you're so cute little baby awww goo goo gaa gaa cute babyyyyyy.
Person 2: Um, I think you have Cute Baby Syndrome
by sbear October 21, 2010
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Lawn Gnome Syndrome

n. A mental ailment similar to depression, characterized by a tendancy to mope and be unhappy.
Acronym: LGS.
A: "He's sitting in the corner all alone moping. What's wrong with him?"
Dr. B: "He has Lawn Gnome Syndrome. Go and force him to feel better."
by qqq March 29, 2005
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Best Friend Syndrome

When you're really close with a member of the opposite sex and would like to date them but they refuse to date you because you are too close and they wouldn't want to make anything awkward between the two of you if the relationship didn't last.

You have best friend syndrome if...
1) You hang out with the person of your dreams more often then your friends. But ARE NOT dating.
2) They ask you to take them to an STD test or a gynecologist appointment. Or go with them as moral support to get Plan B (even though you weren't the one to have sex with her)
3) Other acts that a boy friend/girlfriend would do minus the sexual benefits, emotional attachments and etc.
Mother: So hows Andrew doing? I'm sure hes not too happy you dumped him for Josh.
Daughter: Are you kidding?! We were never dating, he just had a bad case of Best Friend Syndrome.
by ThePetRock July 29, 2009
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Elmer Fudd Syndrome

A speech Impediment that involves the R's in words being spoken as W's.
Elmer Fudd Syndrome is when you say Raskly Rabbit as Waskly Wabbit.
by Rockman Zero July 11, 2010
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