Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object

Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore

by Bornator September 26, 2022

Sean Snow Storm

That guy that's right there ready to swoop in on your girl the moment he sees 'trouble in paradise'. He's a homie to all the bros, just waiting for that perfect moment to be the oh so convenient rebound guy for her moment of weakness.

"Hey bro, why you hanging with my girl like a Sean Snow Storm is about to hit"

by EmKayJ January 24, 2023

"Lady Godiva" Story

A real story that gets more false facts the more people document it, or a completely false story that is made true by pop culture. Origined from CGP Grey.

"Hey, remember that staten island story?"
"It's actually all false, a "Lady Godiva" Story if you will."
"Wait Lady Godiva's story was never real too?"
"Yeah."

by VincentGo! March 4, 2023

kissing up a storm

hot and heavy kissing (fingering or grabbing)

Kissing up a storm

“Tom kissed up a storm today”

by bootaygrabbah March 12, 2023

A Jake story

A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration

"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"

by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023

Porn Star Snow Storm

When a porn star brushes their hair the day after a bukkake session!

Amber was shedding dried cum with her brush and the bathroom was covered in a Porn Star Snow Storm!

by FkinGeorge April 2, 2023

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023