rat goof bitch

A person who talks shit,usually behind ones back and is extremely irritating and annoying, also lies to try and cover their own ass

Everyone found out that Stan was just a rat goof bitch and stopped beimg his friend

by Naughtybunny December 6, 2024

Brooklyn Rat Rape

An action where 1 person finds the most plump rat specifically in Brooklyn and pins it up against the wall and fucks it rapidly

Hey Austin i found this rat, want to go Brooklyn Rat Rapeing

by Mr. Rat Gooner December 12, 2024

Poisoned Rat Munting

An action where 1 person proceeds to poison and kill a rat and then proceededs to munt on the rats dead corpse to get the biggest high of their life

Hey Eli I found the Dead poisoned rat want to got Poisoned rat munting?!

by Mr. Rat Gooner December 12, 2024

Cactus Rat

A cactus rat is a slang term for a porcupine. The sharp quills on the porcupines back and tail represent the prickliness of a cactus. A rat is also a long distance family member of a porcupine (both are rodents).

Bob, don’t let the dog outside tonight. Those darn cactus rats a roaming the yard again!

by PorcupineFan24 December 15, 2024

Sewer Rat

Slang term used by plumbers for tampon flushed down the toilet.

The plumber found a sewer rat is what clogged the pipe.

by DarkArc December 18, 2024

Coont Rat

A very active vagina , usually older with gray hair sporadically sprouting…

Hell Naa I don’t want none that old a&& coont rat.

by Dad Jokes January 1, 2025

Rat Woman

A Rat Woman is typically a person of the female binary who is middle-aged (starting around the age of 30), who lives in close proximity to suits and ties, and a substance that may be addictive (ie. cigarettes, alcohol). Rat Women can also have names that start with 'R'.

Rat Women tend to be morally grey, disillusioned with the state of their life or the world, tired, and yet superior to their peers for being wiser, smarter, or more skilled in some way. Despite their superiority, they are still, in the eyes of their peers, a loser, and rarely get respect unless it is from a naive or more youthful person.

Rat women tend to be well-liked by sapphics.

"Reagan Ridley from Inside Job is such a Rat Woman, I love her!"

by bugcake January 4, 2025