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Slag Packet

derogatory term for a female sexual organ that is considered loose and/or in need of packing material.
1. The town bike has a right slag packet.

2. You are such a slag packet.

3. I'll put it up your slag packet.
by do_it_good April 11, 2011
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Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
by kiillrz October 15, 2011
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midget picket

When a long hardy rod is inserted into the anus of a little person. The little person has something written on their body resembling a picket sign.
Last night Joey and I made a midget picket.
by Midget Long Dong Mc shlong March 18, 2017
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Advanced Packet Class

An AP class where the teacher doesn’t teach anything and just gives packets for homework.
“Is Mrs. Black a good teacher?” “Nah, she teaches an Advanced Packet Class.”
by Frick yeah dood September 11, 2018
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ring packet

When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.
Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.
by Ryangoslingpub May 5, 2019
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Ketchup packet

A discarded bloody tampon or pad
She lobbed her ketchup packet at me during a row, menstrual blood was everywhere
by wil Wheaton/not the real August 10, 2019
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