When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.
It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.
It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.
I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.
by BIG DAX March 6, 2021
Get the Cripple Pissmug. When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
Get the bucket of sweaty piss-fartsmug. When you wake up in the morning and you take a piss and its so much that it can almost fill a shasta soda bottle.
Wooooo I woke up this morning, ran to the bathroom and had to take a Shasta piss. I was standing there for almost 2 minutes striaght!
by Married2Success July 6, 2010
Get the Shasta Pissmug. A fun prank to play on your buddies who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.
by Your Mum's Nuts September 5, 2021
Get the Pissing In Orange Juicemug. The viscose amalgamation of urine and semen created when a man takes a piss after ejaculating and the two substances mix, coming out simultaneously.
by Big Dairy May 3, 2021
Get the Thicc Pissmug. Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc
Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”
Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”
Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”
Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”
by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020
Get the Straight Cat Pissmug. 