penis-wenie

A substitute pejorative for dick, it's also a funny word to say.

"He kicked me in the testes. What a penis-wenie!"

by Dale Allen October 12, 2008

Wicked Penis

A penis so incredibly evil that other penises shiver at the thought of it

Miranda: So Phil is pretty cute right?
Shelly: Girl, don't go near that man hes got a wicked penis

by PornyMustacheFetus69 July 3, 2014

Penis flytrap

A woman who manipulates her way into a nieve and unsuspecting mans life using her sexuality.

"Dude! I know you think you're just having a good time, but you must be careful, that girl is a total Penis Flytrap."

by Mountains with Lions March 30, 2015

Penis Symphony

SWING IT IN THE AIR LIKE U JUST DONT CARE TRUMPET PENIS YAYAYAY

I Play in a Penis SYMPHONY I USE MY COCK AS A DRUM STICK

by MrSit April 11, 2015

bored penis

When you don't have sex for weeks

Fil hasn't had sex in a while, he has a bored penis.

by surrendingmonkey November 18, 2016

Penis lasagna

When you have sexual intercourse with a female that is on her period and also has gonnorhea. Ultimately resulting in a penis lasagna

Bro the girl I banged last night was on her period so I totally baked a fresh penis lasagna

by BW2003 March 14, 2019

Penis wacker

This is the tool you use on yourself or your partner to JACK THE FUCK OUT OF THEM ADT EAT THIER DILDOS

“BARNEY WHERES THE PENIS WACKER”

by THICK BECKY January 26, 2019