Australian Kiss

A very reassuring, non-sexual kiss to the hand, cheek, or forehead to represent love and kindness. Often done by Australian stepmothers to their step sons when meeting them.

Son: stepmom gave me an Australian kiss when we met!
Father: she must cherish you!

by CashMoneyK420 September 26, 2022

Myriam kissing

its an italian kiss but it has to come from a guy named ali.

guy: yow girl lemme have ur number

girl : umm.. i have a bf

guy : but my name is ali and i can be myriam kissing you

girl : marry me rn

by Matthildis September 30, 2022

fatal kiss

Fatal Kiss:

When you're eating someone's ass and they accidently shart right in your mouth.

Bro I was tossing her salad hard when she ripped a fatal kiss. It was horrible

by Ephandel October 2, 2022

kiss count

The amount of people that have kissed you and or the amount of times you’ve been kissed.

EX// “Laura has a kiss count of 278 at the age of 16. What a whore.”

by Chipped_Flower October 5, 2022

Brownie Kiss

Kissing someone's ass right as they are about to shit

Hey man I heard you and Jared were Brownie Kissing yesterday

by Dirtripper October 6, 2022

don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets

babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day

by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022

Poseidon’s Kiss

When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.

While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.

by Zeus’Throne October 13, 2022