choke on a dick

Phrase used to express extreme anger and maybe hate towards somebody. Different from ESnD because it implies that said person should fill their yap trap with a big dick, completly robing them of all dignity and ability to make audible noise adding insult to injury. This phrase will send your parents over the edge 98% of the time out of simple disrespect. A good way to be disowned from the family real fast.

Pops: Keep tha damn door on the bathroom open or I'll use my toolbox to take the door off the hinges and you won't see it again!

Anonymous teen: You are a toolbox, choke on a dick and die bitch!

by Adrian May 25, 2007

fuckers dick

When you have sex with your partner so much that your penis is chaffed and swells up. This is usually accompanied by some mild burning and sensitivity.

"I got fuckers dick last week when my girlfriend wanted to go for round 4!"

by Sean Bishop June 15, 2006

Dick Web

The web-like skin that connects the shaft of the penis to the ball sack.

I cut my dick web shaving and it won't stop bleeding!

by Artchi March 21, 2011

Disiplinary Dick

AKA "DD"
-Disiplinary Dick (Punishment)

1. Something given to a women when she mis-behaves.
2. Remedy for Bitchy ass women

-Bro this bitch doesnt stop complaining!
-Yea, she needs some DD (Disiplinary Dick) dude...

by Dan Buq January 23, 2011

high dick

when someone goes for a high five and the other person pretends to slap their hand but at the last minute slaps them in the penis instead

"dude, did you see me high dick mikey last night?"
"yeah man, he was on the floor for 10 whole minutes!!"

by lady balfour December 9, 2008

dick-tionary

a girls list of dateable guys by the size of their manhood.

"hey do u now any guys who are up for a fun night"

" lemme check my dick-tionary...i'll find u an 8 or a 9"

by kc'sbest les breasts and thigh January 3, 2009

dick slot

The gap in an open front commercial toilet seat

Friend 1: How was that sit?
Friend 2: Dude, it was comfortable because the toilet seat had a dick slot.

by IHATERIIDO April 15, 2009