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eBay Blue Balls

When a buyer makes a purchase, but takes days to make a payment.
You bought an item from me 5 days ago, but still haven’t paid yet - you’re giving me eBay blue balls!
by Rustydictionary February 1, 2021
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"blue-barrel" guy

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A "blue-barrel" guy would be the person you would trust to keep a very dark, ugly secret.

This is a reference to former police officer in Bolingbrook, Illinois suspected of being responsible for deaths of at least 2 of his spouses. The blue barrel refers to an alleged blue plastic industial barrel kept in his bedroom for several weeks following the dissapearance of his most recent wife. This person reportedly entrusted his step-brother to assist in disposing of said barrel. The barrel is thought to contain the remains of his former spouse & likely rests deep in the silt of a shipping canal in the area.
I just woke up form a drunken stupor in a cheap vegas motel room with a bloody broken bottle in my hand & what looks like a dead, tranny hooker in the bed beside me. What happened last night? Thank God I have my "blue-barrel" guy on speed-dial. I gotta get him over here to get me out of this!
by herculoidz February 19, 2012
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Blue Screen of Dying

The act of a computer crashing by displaying the blue screen of death.

Past Tense: Blue Screen of Died
PC User: "Shit, my computer is blue screen of dying."

Mac User: "Should have gotten a Mac, those never blue screen of die."
by seebzy July 28, 2012
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Blue Collar Champagne

Tonight we're gonna celebrate our team winning the championship with some bona fide Blue Collar Champagne!
by Mikey N. November 20, 2011
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Blue Comment Cancer

The type of commentor in under TikTok videos, who leave badly worded sentences with terrible grammar, that has something to do with the video, in order to get the Blue comment (Which is a comment you can click on to search for whatever the comment is saying)
*Under a TikTok video of a AI-read reddit story about a cheating wife*
Blue Comment Cancerer (The Commentor): "Cheating Wife Reddit Part 2"
*TikTok's algorithm makes the comment blue and clickable, and the Commentor gets likes and validation)
by AndreasTheGuy1 October 29, 2023
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blue chip dick

I hate Andrew but I guess I will have to deal with it because he's a blue chip dick
by Ib_gh April 23, 2023
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Fuck You Blue

Any shade of the color blue which is associated with an act of malice towards others. It can also be used as a way to describe said act. Such an act is usually of an overkill/embarrassing manner which results in total humiliation and/or annihilation. A prime example of both the color and the act would be the Blue Shell in Mario Kart.
I have but one fuck to give in this race and that's a Fuck You Blue straight up your tailpipe!
by Hiromeka April 7, 2020
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