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chloe-bear

A really Awesome young woman who has a way of embedding herself in peoples lives. She is insanely smart and somehow everything a person wants in another person. She knows Pi like its a music piece, which no surprise she is amazing at as well....She is terrible with directions and her height is her greatest SHORTFALL....She is left handed yet everything about her is just right .
OH MAN , Here comes Chloe-Bear
(All the girls hide their boyfriends as Chloe-Bear walks in)
by Koala bears are lazy July 10, 2018
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Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated
(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
~~~
"Don't poke the bear!"
by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021
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polar bear head

Giving head with cold hands and using lots of teeth.
Mary gives polar bear head. It's so bad!
by shazbot28 February 22, 2014
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California Bear

A guy from California who is on top of their stuff and makes the most out of their life
" Yo you see him on his grind?"
"Yeah man, he's a California bear"
by Bal_Cear September 4, 2020
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Bear vs Man

Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.
Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
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Bear Fuck

To. We aggressively pounded by a large penis. Also must be said by a Greek lady.
Lauren, I just want to bear fucked today on a bear rug.
by Diltzy June 24, 2017
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bet bear

The craziest degen gambler of all-time, life is too short to bet less than $5.
Dude did you see that guy, he is a complete bet bear
by Betttttttttor November 23, 2021
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