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“There’s no love in latex”

Skin to skin contact is the way to go. I don’t care if sperm travels into my uterine wall and impregnates me. Penis is the foreskin love is what I need.
Gwen: I was hooking up with this total minx last night and he got out a condom. I looked him dead in the eye and said “there’s no love in latex” and then we fucked.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
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love clothes

The clothes one wears the following morning after an evening's lovemaking/sex, usually retrieved from the floor.
She found her tousled blouse laying on the top stair and yanked it over head. Then, she slipped her black thong into the back pocket of her faded jeans as she slid them over her hips. Clutching her pumps, she quietly slid out the door into the sunrise dressed in her love clothes.
by oldsurfdog April 10, 2009
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Love Septor

i wouldnt let Bertha ride my love septor so she got mad and turned emo
by JeffreySon February 14, 2007
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Love Numkin

A love numkin is someone who shows a great amount of love and affection to someone.

When someone truly loves you, they will call you their Love Numkin.

It is very rare for someone to be crowned someones love numkin, but when it does happen you will be very deeply in love with this individual.

In the rare occasion that you are in love, you will have found yourself a love numkin.
I love you so much you're my little Love Numkin!
by Jesssiiee August 11, 2010
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puppy love

To love a puppy. Also known as bestiality. Illegal.
Person 1: Heyyyyy Fido
Dog: Woof woof
*it's time for puppy love*
Dog: WOOOF WOOOF
by ShdSlyr21 October 21, 2010
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FOREVER LOVE

In both our hearts we know we found eachother to be... forever in love

When you took my hand, I knew i found my forever love
by Boo Boo December 20, 2004
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much love

The phrase some females will use on guys they only consider as friends, when saying their goodbyes, thank yous, or farewells in a conversation, letter, or email.

They use this phrase because they do not want to say, "I Love you" but they do not want to look too uninterested by just saying , "Thank you" or "Sincerely"

So they go with something just in between that'll still give them power over the guy without losing the chase.

A sly verbal tactic for females to essentially whip the males with hope and a false sense of security and attention.
Aw...that's so cute. Much love, (insert tool's name here)
by O T January 12, 2008
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