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suck me? VIRUS

An act of sabotage brought about due to long term acts of asshattery. Particularly acts of disrespect, thievery, and lying to one's own family... despite their continued love and compassion.
1. Until you rectify the situation by both apologizing to all relevant parties, and come forward with an honest admission of wrongdoing you might have some trouble with the "suck me? VIRUS"...

2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"
by J to the E... fa-q August 16, 2012
mugGet the suck me? VIRUSmug.

National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick
Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick
by drnotpepper October 24, 2023
mugGet the National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]mug.

Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.
"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language
mugGet the Kite yards suckmug.

pp suck 2

its a very tasty wet but its not the first one reheheheheheheh *Dies*
by It’s mr.breasts February 8, 2023
mugGet the pp suck 2mug.

Suck Presents

I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.
by SGMinty September 9, 2008
mugGet the Suck Presentsmug.

Chop n’ Suck

Placing a penis in between the index and middle fingers i.e.(chop stick style), then proceeding to perform oral sex on said penis.

This technique is commonly used with small penis’ (under 4”)
Mmm faak babe hit me with that CHOP N’ SUCK.
by ifuckedtrumpsmom2020 August 18, 2023
mugGet the Chop n’ Suckmug.

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM
by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024
mugGet the SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLSmug.

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