1.Expletive used when something goes wrong and turns out to be rather unpleasant or simply after unfortunate event(s). see "fuck a duck" or "shit the bed" 2.Expletive used when something incredibly surpising happens. See "holy shit" or "no way"
1.
-Alek learns Conor intends to share a sleeping bag with him during a large campout. Alek says, "Well, rape me with a brick."
-Danielle disovers her house has been egged/t.p.ed for the sixth time that month and for the second time that weekend. "RAPE ME WITH A BRICK!" she exclaims.
2.
-A lazy employee at a pizza place stares in amazement at an employee that can run the make table by themself and does so without bitching. "Rape me with a brick," the lazy employee says.
-Alek learns Conor intends to share a sleeping bag with him during a large campout. Alek says, "Well, rape me with a brick."
-Danielle disovers her house has been egged/t.p.ed for the sixth time that month and for the second time that weekend. "RAPE ME WITH A BRICK!" she exclaims.
2.
-A lazy employee at a pizza place stares in amazement at an employee that can run the make table by themself and does so without bitching. "Rape me with a brick," the lazy employee says.
by Pimp Masta' C Fly Beautiful July 05, 2006
by mr.happy June 04, 2004
a handshake which involves not touching hands at all actually, but in which 2 hands opposite of eachother, one high and one low, go up in down in unison, hence " giving one some"
by Something Special May 20, 2007
1. What you say when you dont wanna hear anything from anyone. Synonomous to: fuckk off, kiss my ass, or anything of that sort.
professor: oh um by the way, i assigned a 10 page paper on nuclear warfare... due next class.
student: ohh jerk me offffff
student: ohh jerk me offffff
by jennybaybee May 09, 2010
Possibly the most obnoxious thing you could say when someone is trying to figure out what kind of person you are or sneers at you.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO JUDGE SOMEONE, THAT'S HOW WE DISTINGUISH FRIEND FROM FOE!
No matter what, people are going to judge you; because you dress in all black and like death or because you watch Star Trek and go to Sakura Con - DEAL WITH IT.
It's the worst when it's on your MySpace profiles.
Actually, no, it's worse when they say "you have no right to judge me." Because everyone has a right to their own thoughts, so stop being self-absorbed and obsessed with pretending not caring about your so-called "haters," people who don't like you, not because they're jealous, but maybe because you may not a likable person, maybe?
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO JUDGE SOMEONE, THAT'S HOW WE DISTINGUISH FRIEND FROM FOE!
No matter what, people are going to judge you; because you dress in all black and like death or because you watch Star Trek and go to Sakura Con - DEAL WITH IT.
It's the worst when it's on your MySpace profiles.
Actually, no, it's worse when they say "you have no right to judge me." Because everyone has a right to their own thoughts, so stop being self-absorbed and obsessed with pretending not caring about your so-called "haters," people who don't like you, not because they're jealous, but maybe because you may not a likable person, maybe?
Boy's MySpace About Me:
I hate my life and I wear a lot of black makeup BUT DON'T JUDGE ME I'M A HUMAN BEING!
I hate my life and I wear a lot of black makeup BUT DON'T JUDGE ME I'M A HUMAN BEING!
by IAreGirl September 12, 2009
A pick me girl is an adjective to an attractive girl, used by feminist girls. A pick me girl adjective is used when a girl sees another girl that has hobbies which boys find attractive, and tries to give an excuse why she (the user of the adjective) doesn't like these hobbies, thus less attractive.
This term explains that the attractive girl fakes her hobbies, for making boys to like her, and explains her desire to be liked by boys is driven by patriachy that is rooted in her world view.
When used, it is usually comes with demonisation of the pick me girl. The girl is shown as a misogynist, supercilious, and extremely desperate to boys attention.
This term explains that the attractive girl fakes her hobbies, for making boys to like her, and explains her desire to be liked by boys is driven by patriachy that is rooted in her world view.
When used, it is usually comes with demonisation of the pick me girl. The girl is shown as a misogynist, supercilious, and extremely desperate to boys attention.
Example 1:
A feminist girl that think girls can be whatever they want, and do whatever they want, especially sports, would say: "She is such a pick me girl, she says she likes soccer just because she wants boys to like her".
Examle 2:
A friend of a pick me girl would say: "Oh my gosh. I can't believe she is a pick me girl. We must cure her".
A feminist girl that think girls can be whatever they want, and do whatever they want, especially sports, would say: "She is such a pick me girl, she says she likes soccer just because she wants boys to like her".
Examle 2:
A friend of a pick me girl would say: "Oh my gosh. I can't believe she is a pick me girl. We must cure her".
by AnonymousBeaver2023 June 12, 2022
The insult equivalent to suck me sideways used in situations resulting in great surprise, happieness, shock, or anger. Often used when something out of the ordinary happens, or you are told about something out of the ordinary happening to someone else. Can also be taken literaly, if a man tells someone to blow him backwards it means blow me so good I cum propeling myself across the room.
Guy 1: dude, that chick just grew a penis in under a minute
guy 2: well, blow me backwards, that's crazy shit right there!
guy 2: well, blow me backwards, that's crazy shit right there!
by wednesdaycircusfreak May 30, 2010