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castle fart

something that happens in quiet castle
I was playing super Mario and was in the castle then I castle farted
by orfsadoy March 19, 2010
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Counter Fart

The act of covering up the smell of someone elses fart with that of your own, which is much more enjoyable (see odourgasm).
The guy next to me let one rip so I counter farted in order to cover it up
by Dudey McCool May 27, 2009
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farts nuggen

n. The act of allowing one's lips and cheeks to vibrate while pressed firmly between another's ass cheeks and exhaling forcefully.
It usually elicits many giggles and protests from the victim to stop.

syn. fartserbit

Additional examples:
Similar to a zerbit, this is done with your face is pressed in between the ass-cheeks of another person.
You then exhale out of your lips forcefully, similar to the way you would blow on a musical trumpet or do the "motorboat" to a pair of large breasts.
The resulting sound is similar to the sound of one passing gas.
He had his face between my ass cheeks and gave me a farts nuggen!
OR
I thought I was farting on his face when he gave me that farts nuggen!
by daggit September 15, 2010
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Structural Fart

A fart that is "load-bearing", i.e. when one farts and a little shit comes out, too.

The term originates with the fact that a wall or other construct that is load bearing is sometimes referred to as being structural.

Also known as a "shart" or a "fart surprise".
I thought it would just be a little gas, but God help me, that fart turned out to be structural.

Man, after drinking 3 gallons of beer last night I've had nothing but structural farts today.
by Colonel Saul Tigh May 11, 2009
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charney fart

really stinking ass!! when the charney family farts!
OMG! Jackie!! that was a major charney fart!
by Kit Kat Katie A September 24, 2007
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factory fart

A fart that has a distinctly artificial odour. Often Atributed to a bad diet of E-numbers, confectionary and flavoured milkshakes.
pooh, someones unwell, I smell a factory fart, or the egg-flan factory is washing out it's drains again...
by nick packer October 10, 2007
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fart fink

A person who farts and then lies to conceal they had farted.
You're such a fart fink, I know you farted, even you say it was the cat!
by Alchemex May 9, 2008
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