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useless as a call-centre operative

Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
by monsieur_tm December 30, 2013
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cock on call

Always ready, always hard as steel. 100# performance guaranteed. Pop on demand
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blackout booty call

The sex that people have when there is a power outage in their city. sex, booty call, hook up, blackout, brownout, power outage, city, electricity
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waikiki wake-up call

When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once
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Boo-tay call

A call or text late at night to ask someone out
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Social roll call

A public youth statement dedicated to the active realities in which technology incorporates in everyday society.
Social roll call plays a large part in dealing with the interconnections between millennials via media platforms.
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significant booty call

A step above booty call but a step below significant other.
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