Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

Fail Cake

It's when a person fails to do something or says something that just doesn't work. When the result of something is totally unsatisfactory and/or potentially embarrassing.

It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.

Person 1: Did you see that guy trip over his pant leg just now?

Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.

by rocksiegirl21 May 14, 2011

Caked

To make ones coffee extremely sweet by adding a large amount of sugar and creamer

Person 1: dude try my coffee
Person 2: *sips* holy shit, this coffee is caked as fuck
Person 1: that’s how I like mine

by Pumpkineater69 September 21, 2019

cake out

Cake out - make millions of £$

I'ma cake out of this deal, lets take it and run

by Em123222 October 23, 2020

Bread cake

The correct term for the baked item used to make butties

Rachel it’s a bread cake

by Cammy is right Rachel April 9, 2022

Cake

This is when you want to lick the person you love ass deep and all around in the asshole after proper cleaning until they orgasm or can’t wait to make love to you and stop to make love to you.

She said I want to cake with him.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 11, 2022

Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024