Penis Shrapnel

penis shrapnel-

residue left after too much pressure wuz built up at the tip of the male penis, can be caused by
many things, somtimez by trying to have anal intercourse with a gurl under the age of 12, or can be
caused by getting excited too rapidly causing all teh blood to rush to the penis and explode. also iz very fatal if the victim iz recieving oral stimulation at the time of the explosion, wich is
known to decapacitate the head of the person giving the oral stimulatoin leaving nuthing but a body

Imran was hit in the face by Bob's penis shrapnel.

by Imran Carr January 30, 2005

Slim Penis

Feminem. Rap star Eminem who cannot stimulate sexual pleasure to his now ex-wife, Kimberly Mathers through coitus.

Slim Penis has no problem inserting his penis into Dr. Gay's anus during a steamy night encounter.

by Femi-killah October 2, 2003

Hocky Penis

Penis that is found in it's natural habitat, the ice rink. Many female hockey players and fans dwell over this species of penis in hopes they may see it. Most hockey penis is outdated though, meaning its old and wrinkly.

Look at that hockey penis, too bad it's steve's.

by GuessWho October 13, 2003

palms penis

a perfectly good penis. best friends with the carolina cooter.
very clean and long.

Maddy and Sydney didn't hook up during spring break because know body they met had a palms penis

by adriana123 July 10, 2009

Penis Recruit

One who explores with the intent of discovering and then recruiting male sex organs for one's own sexual pleasure and/or military based movement.

"Penis Recruit" is derived from the English "cock" and the greek based "not-general".

A large angry third world country refugee stumbles upon a convoy of U.S. military soldiers.
This refugee will then "roofy" and brainwash these soldiers, then use their "ding-dong's" to conquer Quebec, Canada.
Therefore making him a penis recruit.

by G-Funk Carl September 24, 2010

penis-wad

someone who really pisses you off. can be a guy or a gurl
guy is SO much funnier becuz then they're like WAT??

will u bang me?
NO UR SUCH A PENIS-WAD
WHAT??

by flkdjflksd January 27, 2007

Penis Poacher

Another word for a homosexual, faggot, colon cowboy, butt pirate, or fudgepacker.

"John, I think the that guy that put the rubber fist in my anus was a penis poacher"

by rgeezy January 8, 2009