When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.
Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!
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My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".
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"Safe my mate" is a common and accepted response to a friend's loud (often drunken) inquiry as to one's wellbeing, often from several rows back at a rugby or cricket match.
me: "Hey Mannie! Howzit going, man?"
Mannie: "Safe my mate!"
me: "Hey Mannie! Howzit going, man?"
Mannie: "Safe my mate!"
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comes from stonner adaptation of words of the irish language(Gaeilge).
comes from stonner adaptation of words of the irish language(Gaeilge).
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