tits on a platter

Also know as tits on a board or TOP. It is a situation where a woman wears a corset or bodice that results in her boobs being practically up to her neck. This is most commonly seen in the Ren Fair, Medival Reenactment, and Anime/Comic conventions. It can also be seen on Halloween and amongst the Goth subculture.
The women that usually have this happen are very busty.

Woman 1: I suffer for TOP
Woman 2: What is that?

Woman 1: Tits on a platter. I wear a corset and it looks like I have a plate sitting under my boobs.

by SquirrelQueen May 26, 2016

Best tits ever

The best tits to ever be put on a womans chest belong to Jaime. They are BIG, 36DD. This is a woman who is proud of them and loves to show them. When viewing, its best to grab one and give it a squeeze and a lick.

Did you see Jaime's tits ? They are the best tits ever.

by hawke4me May 5, 2024

Tits

A word used to refer to tits

Luke: "Damn, those were some fine tits."

by BigTittyChick February 21, 2021

chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018

Tit Clits

A set of nipples that once aroused will grow to the size of a mini sausages.

Bro, I was making out with Gina this morning. I ate her tit clits for breakfast.

by |Spectre1| July 30, 2017

Squirrel tits

A woman whose boobs look like acorns.

Would you look at the squirrel tits on that woman.

by Yodasbitch1234 May 5, 2020

Twizzle-tits

A nickname for a squirrly or smaller member in a group of friends.

Jeff: Hey look its Nate.

Dan: Oh you mean Twizzle-tits?

by Spic Chicken Sandwhich May 26, 2010